jaunesk.com » house http://jaunesk.com Just a Blog to Brighten Up Your Day! Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:01:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 THE PERFECT HUSBAND http://jaunesk.com/joke/the-perfect-husband/ http://jaunesk.com/joke/the-perfect-husband/#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:10:35 +0000 jaunesk http://jaunesk.com/?p=42 A friend send me this and see whether anyone can compete with this perfect husband :)

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’

WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’

MAN: ‘Yes’

WOMAN: ‘I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s   only RM1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’

MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.’

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.’

MAN: ‘How much?’

WOMAN: ‘RM390,000′

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.’

WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking  RM2,950,000′ for it.

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of RM2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it’s really  a pretty good price.’

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!’

MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in  astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs to?’

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Have a nice day…

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