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TEACHER: � Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: �Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: � � � �Maria.
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TEACHER: �John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: � � � � You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: �Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: � � � K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: �No, that’s wrong
GLENN: � � � Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: �Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: � � H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: �What are you talking about?
DONALD: � � Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: �Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: � � Me!
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TEACHER: �Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: � �Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.‘
MILLIE: � � � � �I is..
TEACHER: � �No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: � � � � �All right… �’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: � George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. �Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: � � Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: �Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: � � �No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : � � � No, sir. �It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: � � Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: � � � A teacher
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