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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

2008年9月8日

A friend send me this and see whether anyone can compete with this perfect husband :)

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’

WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’

MAN: ‘Yes’

WOMAN: ‘I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only RM1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’

MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.’

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.’

MAN: ‘How much?’

WOMAN: ‘RM390,000′

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.’

WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking RM2,950,000′ for it.

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of RM2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.’

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!’

MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs to?’

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  1. 2008年9月8日23:13 | #1

    Loved the joke….I will remember this one…carol stanley author of For Kids 59.99& Over

    carol stanleys last blog post..Travelingl4Health

  2. 2008年9月8日23:32 | #2

    Hello!
    Thank you for visiting my blog!

    I definately enjoyed reading yours and will be looking forward to your next posting.

    Have a great one!

  3. jaunesk
    2008年9月9日13:46 | #3

    Thanks, Glad you al like it. Have a nice day!

  4. 2008年9月12日19:01 | #4

    I smell trouble ha ha ha!!!

    That was funny!

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  5. 2008年9月14日05:34 | #5

    Hahaha its really a trouble. I enjoy reading this joke ;)

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