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Kids today are much much smarter than we think they are on their age. Never underestimate their intelligent, have a nice day.

TEACHER: � Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: �Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: � � � �Maria.
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TEACHER: �John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: � � � � You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: �Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: � � � K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: �No, that’s wrong
GLENN: � � � Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: �Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: � � H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: �What are you talking about?
DONALD: � � Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: �Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: � � Me!
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TEACHER: �Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: � �Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.‘
MILLIE: � � � � �I is..
TEACHER: � �No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: � � � � �All right… �’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: � George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. �Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: � � Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: �Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: � � �No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : � � � No, sir. �It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: � � Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: � � � A teacher
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Knowledge & Kids

The Internet is always full of surprises and never short of new innovation, just a week ago, I was introduce to a new Web2.0 browser which I find much better in term of Web2.0 features than Firefox and IE and is getting to use them for all the Web2.0 sites and trying very hard to get aroudn all the new features with all these sites, some one introduce the a�Web2Upgrade.

Frankly, I am the one who like to have all the new gadgets but never really put effort in getting to know them until lately when I join this 30 Days Challenge. But before I get to learn some of the new things and there come this Upgrade, is always sound good� to have a upgrade version, so I upgraded. What did it do? See for yourself, It put a toolbar on the right of your IE and you can do many Web2.0 features by clicking on the tool bar.Pretty convenient but it slow down further my notebook who is already over loading. :(

My wife just asked me how much I have earn from this notebook, well enough to pay for a new one, but she forgotten I bought her one about a year ago, a Toshiba Lite Notebook. :)

If you visit the Web2Upgrade site, it will tell you this:

Web2Upgrade is a very powerfull networking “tool”. It will help you to find like minded people from all over the world…not just in our community, but on every website on the net with the Web2Upgrade Buzzbot. With the BuzzBot you can:

• interact with social networking features on any site you type in your browser
• build your own network of contacts who share your interests
• create blogs, photo albums, upload movies, music and more
• use built-in communication services
• create classified ads and get response
• create content channels and invite people who share your ineterests
• create your own event or attend other members’ events

Not a member yet? Be sure to get with the person who referred you and get their “invite” URL so you can set up your free account!

So if you are interseted, this is the my Introducer Link http://tinyurl.com/Web2Upgrade. That will give me some credit. :)

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If you think you are the person who can think out of the box try this!

Irish College Entrance Exam

Now, scroll down for the answers

If you fail Misearbly, don’t worry. Me too! :)

Useful Info and Tips Success

This is my elder son Sean (9), most of the time whee I was online to update my blogs and reply to emails and surfing for new ideas, he will be the one who always come and see whether I� have taken a rest, as it will the time he can play online games. Somehow, I do not know how he knew all the Internet surfing and searching as I never taught him, In his school, they only taught him the basic Microsoft office application. Kids, are much more smarter than we think.

Most of the time, when I was online, Sean will sit quietly watching and�sometime asking something when he was not sure what I was doing. And every time when I logged into community sites like MyBloglot, Blogcatalog and some others community sites, he saw his younger brother Maximus’s photo as my avatar and asked how can his photo be shown like his brother on the Internet.

Recently, I joined The ThirtyDays Challenge, and in this challenge Ed-Dale the site owner and trainer introduce some more Web2.0 sites to do� promotion and marketing of this challenge, most of them I was a member� and never really involve and do not know much of it features and benefits until this The ThirtyDays Challenge lessons.� Since he “complaint” not using his photo on the net, so I decide to use Sean photo as my Avatar in the new Web2.0 sites, like You Tube, Digg, Friendfeed, Twitter etc.

Now here came the problem, after he saw his photo, he told me he didn’t quite like it, could he have like what I did for my blog, and now I realize, he wanted a blog of his own!

As one of Sean aims is to get into the International School when he finishes his primary education, we always told him that he must be good at his language and then he can enter the International School, so what’s better way than training him to write than have his own blog? Here Lady and Gentleman, I have the pleasure to present to you, Sean Journal. Feel free to leave your comment.

Knowledge & Kids Knowledge & Kids, Training

A friend of mine introduce me this challenge site The Thirty Days Challenge and I believe any one, newbies or Oldies on Online Business or even if you are not interested in Internet Marketing, my suggestion is still join in the challenge. The next challenge started on 1/8/2008 and it teaches a lot things before the challenge started.

What is the challenge, check it out yourself� under www.tinturl.com/30dayschallenge and� so far I Have learned

1. How to browse with a new Web2.0 browser much better than Firefox in my opinion.
2. How to have Better use of Twitter and Twhirl
3. How to make good use of Google Reader (how amazing, never realize so much uses.)and Google Subscribe
4. How to have better use of Stumble, You Tube, Friendfeed

There are still 5 video lessons to go before the challenge started,� it really keep me occupied with catching up with all the new gadgets and Web2.0 sites have to offer. For the last couple of weeks, the lessons were really kept me occupied but the effort worth every inch of it. The challenge is FREE for all to join.

I have subscribed to many Web2. 0 site and� community site but nenevr really explore what they have to offer and thus never have the thought that many of these sites are a great marketing tools to promote your blogs or sites.

This evening, after watching the FriendFree video which teaches the benefits and features of Firendfeed and the relationship and compatibility with twitter, I received an email which lead me to this interesting gadget for twitter. Have a look,

This Tweet MY BLOG plugin automatically “ping” your Twitter account every time you post at your blog. Your Twitter post will automatically contain a link back to your blog post, potentially driving massive amounts of traffic to your blog and the best part is, it is FREE!

The Tweet My Blog also provide a widget that listed your recent tweet on your twitter account. have a look at the widget on my sidebar Jaunesk’s Twitter Feed

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